Zach Loyd

Everyone(except Caleb, Dakota, AND NEVER FUCKING EVER FUCKING EVER SKYLER) wants to have a sexual embrace with Zach, (EXCEPT JACOB) he loves you all. Especially you. He am Team Nerd Emporer.

Likes
-The Video Games

-Your mom

-Molly

-Ejaculating

-Being messed with by Caleb

Biography
At the age of 9 he was ejaculated(HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE) from the underground lake Zaeanon. He was then given mystical powers of the Eldritch gods to frick-frack all of the humans with the mortal realm. Now, he didn't know how to harness this ability and it was accidentally activated multiple times.

It is yet to be discovered the other abilities or curses that were placed upon this sacred child, but when they are it could mean he has to power to harness the power of the Universe itself. Of course, the Gods have yet to contact him, but this bio will be updated once further information is given.